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Reasons to hate Ewoks

Their stupid NUB NUB song
Their truncated bodies. How come they can swing on vines but Princess Leia had to help that lil fucker off the log?
The way they throw rocks at the troopers, who actually fall over!
Ewoks actually LIKE C3PO
Ewoks don't taste good, no matter how much BBQ sauce you put on them
Because it was supposed to be WOOKIES, which would have been MUCH cooler.
Not enough Ewoks died during the big battle scene on Endor.

Reasons to like Ewoks

When they get killed, it is a satisfying moment.
They are not Jar Jar.

As you can see, cons of Ewoks greatly outweigh the pros. Those walking furburgers would look better skinned and mounted on my wall, or in front of a fireplace.

ahh isn't that much better??

I am not alone in my hatred. Colbert eats an ewok. Awesome.