{"id":45,"date":"2014-06-05T15:06:50","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T22:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/?p=45"},"modified":"2014-06-05T15:06:50","modified_gmt":"2014-06-05T22:06:50","slug":"stupid-whale-ruins-17th-century-painting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2014\/06\/stupid-whale-ruins-17th-century-painting\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Whale Ruins 17th Century Painting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What WAS a lovely, calm 17th-century Dutch painting became a goddamn nightmare after art conservators were cleaning the image and &#8216;unearthed&#8217; a hidden beached whale.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently dumbass whales were all the rage when the painting was created, but about one to two centuries later, people came to their wits and realized a nasty ass whale carcass doesn&#8217;t exactly make for great art. So they painted over the jerk whale. The conservation group even admitted that the whale was probably considered offensive and\/or reduced value of the painting. HAH.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the painting below &#8211; it looked a heckuva lot better before that goddamn whale carcass resurfaced.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/painting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/painting.jpg\" alt=\"painting\" width=\"575\" height=\"314\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-46\" srcset=\"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/painting.jpg 575w, http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/painting-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/hidden-beached-whale-revealed-17th-century-dutch-painting-120128166.html\" target=\"_blank\">Source Article<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2014\/06\/stupid-whale-ruins-17th-century-painting\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What WAS a lovely, calm 17th-century Dutch painting became a goddamn nightmare after art conservators were cleaning the image and &#8216;unearthed&#8217; a hidden beached whale. Apparently dumbass whales were all the rage when the painting was created, but about one to two centuries later, people came to their wits and realized a nasty ass whale [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2014\/06\/stupid-whale-ruins-17th-century-painting\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}