{"id":50,"date":"2014-11-13T12:30:26","date_gmt":"2014-11-13T20:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/?p=50"},"modified":"2014-11-13T12:30:26","modified_gmt":"2014-11-13T20:30:26","slug":"to-blow-up-or-not-blow-up-a-whale-carcass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2014\/11\/to-blow-up-or-not-blow-up-a-whale-carcass\/","title":{"rendered":"To blow up or not blow up a whale carcass"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Stupid ass whale carcass is hogging up some beach front. Oregon has already shown that you shouldn’t blow up a whale – it doesn’t work out so well.
\nWhales are SO disgusting that even other sea critters won’t eat their nasty ass carcass. If all whales went away, we wouldn’t have this problem anymore \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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\n“It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that time of year again\u00e2\u20ac\u201da dead whale has washed ashore, and officials aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sure what to do with the rotting carcass because there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a possibility that it could explode.<\/p>\n

The 15 tonne, severely bloated and slightly decayed animal graced the shores of Saintes-Marie-de-la-Mer, near Montpellier, France, earlier this month. Having closed off the beach to the public, French authorities are now trying to come up with a plan of action for the rotting whale.<\/p>\n

At the moment, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s unclear whether disposing of the animal by land or by sea would be best, but one idea that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been thrown out there is to drag the carcass out to sea and then blow it up with dynamite. However, this is hindered by the fact that boats can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get close enough to the whale due to the presence of sand banks, The Local reports. Another master plan is to chop it up into little bits and then dispose of the chunks elsewhere, but we all know what happens when we start jabbing things into dead whales:
\nDead whales can explode because of a build-up of pressure that results from the accumulation of gases inside the body. These gases, which include methane and carbon dioxide, come from the putrefaction and fermentation of the animal\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tissues after death. Often, the pressure gets released through natural weak points such as the mouth or anus, but a bite from a hungry shark or the knife of a curious marine biologist would also do it.<\/p>\n

It is possible to relieve the pressure in a controlled manner with gentle incisions, but this can go horribly wrong if they penetrate too far. One unlucky person learned this the hard way, and ended up being flung into the air with the animal\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s exploding guts. However, the person was standing on top of it, which was probably not the most sensible thing to do. “<\/p>\n

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Stupid ass whale carcass is hogging up some beach front. Oregon has already shown that you shouldn’t blow up a whale – it doesn’t work out so well. Whales are SO disgusting that even other sea critters won’t eat their nasty ass carcass. If all whales went away, we wouldn’t have this problem anymore \ud83d\ude42 […]<\/p>\n

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