{"id":92,"date":"2017-02-11T10:41:20","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T18:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/?p=92"},"modified":"2017-02-11T10:42:44","modified_gmt":"2017-02-11T18:42:44","slug":"praise-the-anti-whale-god-650-beached-over-half-dead-in-new-zealand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2017\/02\/praise-the-anti-whale-god-650-beached-over-half-dead-in-new-zealand\/","title":{"rendered":"Praise the Anti-Whale God! 650 Beached, over Half Dead in New Zealand!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While sitting here in America, thinking that dark times are looming ahead with an angry cheeto for a president, a ray of light cut through the clouds and granted this American a happy day! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/world\/2017\/02\/11\/650-whales-stranded-new-zealand-coast\/97786344\/\" target=\"_blank\">Over 650 pilot whales have beached themselves upon a remote shore in New Zealand<\/a>, and over half are already dead.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I as there, so I could kick the carcass of each and every one of them. <\/p>\n<p>Before you start to feel bad for these morons, note that &#8220;Pilot whales are notorious for stranding themselves on beaches, and are among the most common cetacean stranders&#8221; (<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pilot_whale\" target=\"_blank\">source<\/a>). Cuz they are a bunch of stupid lemmings and if one goes, the rest go. <\/p>\n<p>Can you believe that the humans are making a&#8217;human chain&#8217; to keep these assholes from stranding? Eff that. Carve &#8217;em up, make some whale stew.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_91\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/pilot-e1486838223537.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-91\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/pilot-e1486838223537.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"248\" class=\"size-full wp-image-91\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-91\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I wish this was me. While tagging one of the whales with some spray paint. I&#8217;d write<br \/>DUMB MAMMAL on it.<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2017\/02\/praise-the-anti-whale-god-650-beached-over-half-dead-in-new-zealand\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While sitting here in America, thinking that dark times are looming ahead with an angry cheeto for a president, a ray of light cut through the clouds and granted this American a happy day! Over 650 pilot whales have beached themselves upon a remote shore in New Zealand, and over half are already dead. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/2017\/02\/praise-the-anti-whale-god-650-beached-over-half-dead-in-new-zealand\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share on Facebook\">Share on Facebook<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/antiwhale.org\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}