BLUE WHALE ATTACKS SHIP!!

Posted: July 3rd, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Attack, Blue Whale, United States, Whale | Tags: | 1 Comment »

A blue whale visciously attacked a ship recently in San Diego

Close up of the horrifying monster that attacked the ship:

The monster supposedly was trying to feed on krill, but it’s obvious it was targeting the humans upon the ship. Fortunately, no one was hurt…. yet.

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

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Stupid Whale Ruins 17th Century Painting

Posted: June 5th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Beached, Whale | No Comments »

What WAS a lovely, calm 17th-century Dutch painting became a goddamn nightmare after art conservators were cleaning the image and ‘unearthed’ a hidden beached whale.

Apparently dumbass whales were all the rage when the painting was created, but about one to two centuries later, people came to their wits and realized a nasty ass whale carcass doesn’t exactly make for great art. So they painted over the jerk whale. The conservation group even admitted that the whale was probably considered offensive and/or reduced value of the painting. HAH.

Check out the painting below – it looked a heckuva lot better before that goddamn whale carcass resurfaced.

painting

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Asshole thinks it’s great to have dead whale on beach

Posted: May 1st, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Carcass, Whale | No Comments »

So the aforementioned town that got stuck with dead whale carcasses has an update.

A museum in Canada might take those nasty ass bodies. Don’t forget, blue whales are the largest, nastiest of all the whales and these fuckers are getting all bloated, rotting and extra stank and might explode, too (see prior post for bloated body pic).
Check this dumb ass quote out: “I think now people are beginning to realize that how often does a blue whale wash up on your beach? It’s pretty awesome to have it there,” said Parsons”.
No, no it’s NOT awesome to have a huge, bloating, rotting baleen mutherfukker carcass or two on your beach, bitch.

And why the fuck do you need a permit to move a dead whale carcass!? WHAT? Psh.

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Even dead, whales still suck!!

Posted: April 29th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Carcass, Whale | 1 Comment »

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A stupid whale was SO stupid, that instead of sinking to the bottom of the ocean to complete the circle of life after it dead, it’s stupid body washed ashore and is now terrorizing a local sea side community in Newfoundland.

Bad enough it’s stank ass is rotting away on the beach, but it’s swelling and bloating. On top of it’s stinky, air polluting carcass, it’ll cost the town a lot of money to either haul it back out to sea or bury it.

I love how half the comments are about shooting the dead whale body to release the gas that is causing it to bloat!!


Dah Fuq?? Japan accepts court ban on Antarctic whaling!

Posted: March 31st, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Japan, Minke | No Comments »

Apparently the International Court of “Justice” has decided to tell Japan they can’t hunt whales anymore in the Antarctic. Who gives a shit if it was for ‘medical research’ OR commercial endeavors? It’s Japan’s business if they want to hunt whales.

Guess what? Not every goddamn whale is on the extinction list, OK? Stupid Minke Whales are on the NOT AT RISK list, and there are over half a million of those fuckers in OUR seas!

I’m so sorry, Japan, that Australia got all hoity toity on you and totally imposed their BS cultural norms on yah. 🙁

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Whale Drags Snorkeler to her (almost) death!

Posted: March 27th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Granted, why the hell would you think it’s OK to swim around giant beasts in the ocean is beyond me. That’s like walking up to a wild herd of elephants and being like ‘oh hi, let me ride you and stuff’. Stupid human is stupid.


AntiWhale.Org is Still Kickin’ and Hatin’

Posted: March 25th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Whale | No Comments »

Do you know that I have been running this site since 2002?
OVER FOURTEEN YEARS!

And I still hate whales just as much, if not more.
My friend went to Iceland recently and got to eat whale. If this isn’t a tourist attraction, I don’t know what is.

My hatred of whales is so well known that the Japanese business unit of a company I worked at sent me a can of whale meat. For the record, it tasted like cat food. Or how I would imagine cat food to taste.

I will start posting updates again. I don’t feel like bothering with a Facebook Page for this site unless for some reason there is high demand. Please send me any interesting articles, news, etc that shares our hate of whales. Whether it is a mass beaching, other countries over-whaling, or animals attacking and eating whales, I wanna hear it.

Love,
Sparky


Seagulls Attacking Whales

Posted: August 29th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Seagulls have joined the AntiWhale Army and are out attacking whales!

“hat began as bizarre bird behavior has turned into something out of a horror film for threatened whales in Argentina, where seagulls have learned that pecking at the whales’ backs can get them a regular seafood dinner.
Seagull attacks on southern right whales have become so common now that authorities are planning to shoot the gulls in hopes of reducing their population.”

YES


Road Trip to Greenland!!

Posted: June 26th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: meat | No Comments »

According to this article, Greeland is serving up delicious whale meet, including endangered whale meat!! Get it while it’s still available, people!

“The research by WDCS and the Animal Welfare Institute found that 24 out of 31 restaurants visited, contacted or researched online offered whale meat to tourists. The groups said that meals available to tourists included whale burgers, buffets with whale meat for cruise ship passengers, whale pasta and Thai and sushi dishes. They said a significant proportion of the estimated 200,000 meals served to tourists in the country each year contained whale meat.”


mmmmmm


Love Dolphins? Another reason to hate whales!!

Posted: June 26th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: Dolphin | 3 Comments »

Killer whales are driving pods of dolphins into tight bays and EATING THEM.

Watch a video of it here (which is also the source article). The video is boring – I want a close up of a whale chewing into a dolphin.

“It took a few years for the killer whales to figure out how to trap these clever creatures. Eventually the Orcas mastered the technique of luring them into inlets, turning picturesque coves into literal dead-ends. ”

BWUAHAHAHHA